Sonoma County


the wine country

if someone says napa county is the wine country. they are wrong. simply because sonoma county has more wine, and most of the wine is better.

also a very expensive place to live, and on top of that a lot of people who live there spend more money on wine per year than many peoples annual income.
p1, ever been to the wine country?
p2, you mean napa? yes i have been there.
p1, pshht napa is nothing compared to sonoma county
a place that kicks -ss compared orange county (the blow-c), even though it does cost more to live here.
f-ck you socal, and all you preppy b-tches in it!
a once cool county that has been destroyed.
dude, i grew up here in sonoma county, but now i have to leave on account of i cant find a house to buy that is worth a sh-t under 350,000 dollars. also, my f-cking taxes are so high on account of all the welfare and social services being doled out to illegal immigrants, that i really can’t afford a house. also, because my wife and i have a combined income of just over 70,000 dollars, we are considered rich by the sc-m that run the state, and our bank account is the sh-ts because we have to support all these godd-mn illegals.

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