pencils down
if you do not know, you will be happier!
“if i train is traveling at 67 mph from philadelphia and another train is traveling at 51 mph from st. louis, and the p-ssengers do not know they are on a collision course. will they be happier?”
the genius, stephen colbert.
seeing as it is pencils down?
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