that look on woman’s faces when they find out what mike pence and the d mean by”grab them by the p-ssy” after they over turn roe vs wade.. it’s an all encomp-ssing vice grip..
she looked pencive after her redneck uncle forgot to pull out, now she has to raise the funding to get to canada so she isn’t forced to give birth to her nephew.
- sliced turkey
an unexpected success our second place win was sliced turkey
- ard f*cking yeesh
ard f-cking yeesh is a subst-tute for “h-ll yeah.” the phrase “h-ll yeah” has become stale among america’s youth as there needs to be a new phrase to add excitement to a fun night hanging out with one’s pals. “ard f-cking yeesh” technically translates to “alright f-cking yes,” but it can be used in a […]
- merr le merr
the definition can mean a variety of things dependent on how its being used. if you’re in a great mood, merr le merr! if something isn’t going your way or you want to say no, merr le merr. ” hey, did you want to order pizza?” -merr le merr!! ” i got the estimate to […]
a lover of evil retrograde totalitarians masquerading as democrats, whether in ignorance or with devotion of a serf, or in illuminati subservience seeking benefits. the word originates from podesta which was the t-tle of a regional chief magistrate during medieval times + -phile a lover of or preference for the subject of the suffix. the […]
the best one out there. has the largest p-n-s out of anybody you know and is very satisfying. best man for any model or hot girl. amazing at making love. finigan was amazing last night, but now i’m sore!