Pending Machine
unlike most common vending machines that sell chips, ciggarettes, and often fishsticks the pending machine is a “special” vending machine that dispenses only two things. it will dispense either a bushel of p-rn or a bag of cheetos depending on which you choose. each will run you about $1, and the p-rn is very fridgeworthy. of course if you do buy p-rn from the pending machine you must present a realistic looking idea to the old man that watches over the pending machine. once you order p-rn from the pending machine you open up the door at the bottom to receive the panphlets and a complementary cup for use as you see fit.
pretty soon the mexican guys that stand outside of vegas hotels with stacks of p-rn will be replaced by pending machines.
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