pengis


a bent or curved p-n-s
bob: i walked in on my cousin taking a p-ss! found out hes got a pengis.

john: thats deep dude
a diseased p-n-s.
– omg why does it burn when i p-ss?
– well ya gotta pengis.
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architypal expression of one with a phallus resembling that of a penguin.

(aka p-n-s wiv a “g” wot)
ring, ring, ring, ring ,ring, ring, ring banana phone, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring banana phooooooooooooooooooone. i’ve got this feelin, its soo appeeeaaaaaaaaaaaalin: cellular, modular, interactive oddular
the word pengi originates in india its often used to describe a person who is c-ck-eyed.

pengi is feminine
penga is masculine
that girl is a “sali pengi”….

or

“he is a right penga”

i often call my other half a ‘penga’

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