Penguin Ninja
a penguin ninja looks cute and cuddley but they can kick your b-tt from here to new orleans. especially if you p-ss them off. pet them and they’ll squeel ’cause their scared and will run off. then they’ll come back with about 6 other penguin ninjas and kick your b-tt.
whoa man! where’d you get that black eye?
penguin ninjas kicked my b-tt!
seriously?
yep i stopped to pet one and it squeeled and ran off. then it came back and him and his 6 other buddys kicked my b-tt.
ouch.
ja. darn penguin ninjas!!!!!!!
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