penguin walk
a penguin walk occurs when an intrepid young fellow attempts to start the cr-pping process in one toilet and then finish the cr-pping process in another toilet. the manner in which the individual walks from one toilet to the next toilet, with pants around ankles, resembles the gait of a penguin.
my girlfriend was so p-ssed at me – i penguin walked from the first floor bathroom to the second floor bathroom and filled all our bathrooms with cr-p.
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:verb 1)when a person leaves the table after a meal and walks to bathroom, while clenching their b-tt cheeks tightly, causing a visible waddle similar to a penguin.
after the buffet, george excused himself, but then everyone laughed as he penguin walked to the bathroom…on the other side of the restaurant!
:verb 1)when a person leaves the table after a meal and walks to bathroom, while clenching their b-tt cheeks tightly, causing a visible waddle similar to a penguin.
after the buffet, george excused himself, but then everyone laughed as he penguin walked to the bathroom…on the other side of the restaurant!
walking with a problem in bending your knees so it looks like your walking like a penguin. usually happens after a knee injury.
erik penguin walks ever since his injury!
the phenomenon caused when a person slowly shuffles about while staring intently at their smartphone.
i laughed when i saw all the smartphone users doing the penguin walk in the parking lot during last month’s fire drill.
:verb 1)when a person leaves the table after a meal and walks to bathroom, while clenching their b-tt cheeks tightly, causing a visible waddle similar to a penguin.
after the buffet, george excused himself, but then everyone laughed as he penguin walked to the bathroom…on the other side of the restaurant!
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