penguins taste like babies
this is only true when you eat baby penguins.
i eat women’s clothes.
legend has it that the penguin in batman, once ate a penguin to gain his various powers, which include (but are not limited to) heat vision, barbequing, playing video games, and doing backflips while pulling a varial kickflip while doing a darkslide and a bs 50-50.
thus, his first statement when inheriting those powers, was: “penguins taste like babies”
no your all wrong..penguins taste like penguins..they only taste of babys when roasted with baby’s..geebus
mmmm penguinbaby stew
babies taste similar to penguins. and vice versa.
private: stop killing me!
private(1): kick the tk’er!
cromwell: penguins taste like babies!
penguins, the symbol for the linux operating system.
tastes like babies, tastes very fresh and good
a positive remark
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