Penguintamer
1. to tell someone that you’re lazy and consider it a valid excuse for anything you don’t feel like doing.
2. to sit on a big purple chicken and think it’s cool.
3. a type of salami
xykon: hey gril, let’s invite peng to astranaar with us.
grilthnak: okay i’ll ask.
grilthnak: aw he penguintamered me!
look at that ugly orc penguintamering over there!
this penguintamer tastes like -ss! i want a refund!
(n) one who s-xually molests penguins, and pretends that it’s simply taming them. has shenanigans with large cats and scorpions. avoid at all costs.
“i saw a penguintamer on the news last night”
“i hope he gets capital punishment!”
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