pengwing
how the s-xy benedict c-mberbatch pr-nounces “penguin”
“so why are these woodlands so attracted to pengwings? a fresh water stream through the forest makes a handy highway for a parent pengwing heading home from a fishing trip”
a person from caltra (w. ireland) who due to their thick accent and ill education find it difficult to pr-nounce the word penguin.
doug: hey dan who was your favourite batman villain
dan: weaagh!! the pengwing!!!
term used to describe flightless aquatic birds from the south pole in mmorpg such as world of warcraft. it has a cute connotation.
nightelf: awww your pet pengwing is so cute! where’d u get him?
dwarf: he wuz 500g at the ah!!!
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