Phoop
when you drop you phone on your face
this morning i woke up and grabbed my phone to check my instagram feed and i phoop.
v. simply pieced together, the onomatopoeic word phap (also spelled fap, that is used to describe the sound made during masturbation) is spliced with the word p–p, meaning simply: to m-st-rb-t- while defecating.
brian: oh man bro, i phoop so often that my bathroom consistently smells of dump and c-m.
jacob: what the f-ck man, thats nasty.
p–p – when you’re being politein front of your granny (like saying “shoot” instead of sh-t).
they don’t give a phoop
when you go to fart,and instead p–p.also see shart.
dude,what’s that smell;did you just phoop?!
the sound that a women makes, when pushing c-m outta her v-g-n-, after s-x. phooop!!!!
wow, you came alot i just phooped my vagin to death.
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