penial extraction
came from the case of a female child who was born with dos peni (one black, one hispanic. how did they know? it was tan)
the removal took approximately 98 hours and needed three penial extraction specialists.
father: “how are things coming along?”
doc: “well your daughter’s double penial extraction is a success.”
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