Penile Dementia
the phenomenon whereby your p-n-s will urinate anywhere but where you’re aiming.
possible causes are s-x, sitting uncomfortably, and having a foreskin.
jerry: dave, why is the ceiling wet?!
dave: sorry, i had penile dementia.
a psychological phenomenon that occurs when a male of the human species witnesses a gorgeously endowed female, and procedes to lose the ability to concentrate or focus on anything except her:
1. t-ts
2. -ss
3. legs
4. t-ts
5. face
in the case of arkansas natives, may produce confusion about the definition of adultery, and lack of ability to use the word “is”
man 1:im sorry, what were we talking about? that blond chick that just walked by..
man 2: with the knockers? seems like you just had a case of penile dementia, my friend!
man 1: yeah, good thing we are at a t-tty bar. lapdances are on me!
penile dementia is the state of becoming so senile that you forget it is not socially acceptable to grab the -sses of strangers.
sorry about grandpa. he’s suffering from penile dementia.
to be suffering from a priapism, that is a continuous erection of the p-n-s. this ailment is both painful and socially embarr-ssing.
trevor was disappointed: he had to miss several west ham matches because of chronic penile dementia.
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