penile pentrometric episiotomy
when a big fat d-ck splits a p-ssy so bad that it rips the taint resulting in the poor b-tch having to go to the emergency room for sutures.
h-llo, 911, please send an ambulance immediately. i accidentally just performed a tri- input penile pentrometric episiotomy on this f-cking b-tch and she is bleeding like a stuck pig from the c-nt and -ss. she is in and out of consciousness and is going into shock. her breath sounds are diminished and her heart rate is rapid and her pulse is weak. her pupils are dilated and not reacting to light . she keeps screaming for more c-ck and an aspirin. don’t send the cops because i am doing bong hits and my medical marijuana card is expired.
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