penile predicament


one having severe problems with one’s p-n-s. (mr. sugglefutz) its related to genital warts but not limited to.
sir darby: “my dear sir, what ever is the matter?”
me: “darby, i am seem to be having difficulty extracting my p-n-s from this dog’s -n-s”
sir darby: “egads! a penile predicament!”
me: “oh i say, righto!”
sir darby: “what a folly!”

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