penile projection
when a (male) person attaches a phallic object (typically a plant or a household item) to his groin area with the goal of simulating an obscenely large p-n-s.
jim entered the room and saw that his friend tom was sitting there, playing call of duty. jim too wanted to play but tom didn’t let him. jim took a nearby elongated cactus and placed it between his legs, pointing at tom.
tom screamed: “put my cactus down, i am so tired of your penile projections!”
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