penile prophet
a person or persons who can foretell the adventures in which his p-n-s will encounter on or around the upcoming evening.
my buddy is a penile prophet. last night we went to the club, first thing he does is scan the place points a girl out and says “i’ll be in that later” 2 hours later she’s all over him.
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