Penile Vomit
verb: a particularly strong, and often potent -j-c-l-t–n of s-m-n, typically dispensed from teh p-n-s, onto the face of a (preferably) female c-mcepticle.
derrivation: see d-ck spit
the word cannot and should not be used as a noun. ever, lest ye die, as outlined by holy doctrines of teh second son of jupiter.
c-ssius: i was puss-f-cking alexia the other night, when i’d finished with her lower frontal c-ck cabinet i sprayed penile vomit into her face, b-tch was furious dude!
demetrius: epic lolz @ her face.
c-ssius: i know dude, i s-x-pwnd that f-ck/c-m-recepticle. i even took a photo an sent it to that ho’s mom.
demetrius: you iz one sick c-nt-punisher!
c-ssius: tru fax.
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