peniriod
(pee-ni-riyod)
a cyclic change of emotion in a man that results in a regular period of moodiness, withdrawal and irritability. gender equivalent of a female monthly menstrual period.
girl: man, simon is giving me no love this week, and keeps rejecting my texts and phone calls
girl 2: don’t stress girl, he probably just has his peniriod. he’ll be ok by next week, then he’ll be all over you like a rash again
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boyfriend: stop it! you are really annoying me. just go hang out with the girls. i am going home to read tonight (sat-rday night).
girlfriend: oh ok grumpy! you so have your peniriod this week. come see me next week when you get over it.
boyfriend: sigh. (to self) whatever, bee-iarch.
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