Penis Ache


when you have an erection for so long it begins to hurt.
the only known cure for this is s-x, masturbation will postpone the effects but not stop it all together.
most commonally affects young teenagers with gl-sses, inhalers and a chess award.
dude 1: dude can i f-ck your sister, i’m getting serios p-n-s ache here
dude 2: b-gg-r off i’m curing mine first

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