penis attack


a seizure of the p-n-s, often during intense physical activity due to lack of blood to the vital organ.

also, an irregular form of e.d., only of the temporary sort
not a good thing to have.
“sweetie, the kid had another p-n-s attack today in gym cl-ss.”
“well then earl i guess its hereditary.”
“yeah, maybe your ri… hey, that’s not funny, it was only that once!”

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