Penis burger
meaning 1.
the act of placing one’s p-n-s between to buns and offering it as a meal. usually leads to some form of oral s-x.
meaning 2.
also used in the phrase “i’d like a p-n-s burger with extra p-n-s” to poke fun at fast food chains and their dodgy food.
example 1.
“i got a burger right here for you baby, a p-n-s burger”
example 2.
cashier “can i take your order please?”
customer “i’d like a p-n-s burger with extra p-n-s, large fries and a thickshake”
cashier “we don’t have any p-n-s burgers on the menu, sir.
customer “what kinda place is this? i just want a f-cking p-n-s burger with extra p-n-s… is that so f-cking hard?”
the art of folding your p-n-s to resemble a burger. achieved by folding the c-ck between the b-lls and under to the backside of the ball sack, gripping to hold in place and rotating 90 degrees. relish, cheese or sauce can be added as desired.
girl “i fancy a burger”
boy “i got this p-n-s burger you can have”
-gets out p-n-s burger-
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