Rubber Dicked
originally a military slang term to indicate when a superior starts an apparently friendly conversation only to -ssign some cr-ppy job duty to you.
it has expanded in general use to indicate anytime someone is nice to with the sole intention of scr-w-ng you over. it is particularly appropriate for describing when someone is the victim of a “long con” or when you get burned so dramatically that it leaves no doubt that the person who did it thoroughly planned to do so.
it comes from the idea of a husband who can’t (or won’t) have s-x with his wife turning out the lights and scr-w-ng her with a rubber d-ck in the dark.
boss: did you see the playoff last night? man that was some game!
peon: yeah, pretty exciting.
boss: we’re having a few people over tomorrow to watch the final. do you have any plans?
peon: no, i was probably just going to go to a sportsbar to catch the game.
boss: good, then you won’t mind working a double shift.
i really thought bill was doing me a favor by offering to watch my house while i was on vacation, but he just rubber d-cked me because i got back and all my stuff was gone.
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