penis burn
occurs when having s-x for an extended period of time, vigorously, or with a woman with pubic stubble. friction from the rubbing of the skin between the p-n-s and l-b– majora will cause a rash to be produced. symptoms include redness, swelling, pain, and sensitivity usually on one or both lateral sides of the p-n-s in a line extending from the base to the tip. more severe rashes will usually develop a slight darkened scabbing within 12 – 24 hours from intercourse and heal within 3 – 7 days without treatment. to reduce symptoms it is recommended for the men to refrain from s-x and masturbation, wear loose-fitting cotton underwear, take ibuprofin as needed for pain, and use a condom with future encounters. for the woman to help prevent future occurrences with men, shave cleanly before and use lubricant during intercourse.
man i hit that p-ssy so hard last night that i got a horrible case of p-n-s burn today.
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