penis buttler
a hired hand dedicated to m-ssaging ones p-n-s
rob: “yo dude, what is up”
carl: “not so well homie g, my p-n-s hasnt been touched right in so long”
rob:”ohh boy, ive been there dude but ever since i bought myself a p-n-s b-ttler i havn’t felt that way in ages”
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