Penis Candy


1. the sweet liquid that comes out of a mans hard p-n-s before he -j-c-l-t-s.

2. the thing strangers in a van offer.
1. i sucked every drop of his yummy p-n-s candy.

2. “hey kid want some candy?”
“wha kinda candy?”
“my p-n-s candy!”
1) a hot chick. very similar to eye candy, the terms can be interchangeable. but if a girl is p-n-s candy, guys want to do more than just look at her.

2) a girl capable of causing an instant erection.

3) v–gr- or similar pills.
“check out megan, she’s sooo hot!”

“yeah, she’s p-n-s candy.”

“v–gr- is p-n-s candy.”

“don’t need no v–gr-. just watching her walk puts a rise in my levis.”

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