penis captivus
a proposed scenario where, during s-x, the v-g-n-l muscles suddenly close around the p-n-s, lodging it in the v-g-n- and keeping it stuck there. it’s been said that, should this occur, even after the errection dies down, it would require surgery to fix this. no real occurence has happened thus far.
“my boyfriend has this paranoid fear of p-n-s captivus so we rarely have -rg-sms.”
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