Penis Certification
1.certification of authenticity of a p-n-s.
2.certification of the health of a p-n-s.
1.i hate those lying gossip magazines, i’ve got p-n-s certification, dammit!
2.check my p-n-s certifications out, lourdes, i’m all safe!
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