penis clenching
when one sees someone so un-s-xually arousing that the tip of the p-n-s literally clenches shut. one -ssumes this is a natural human reaction to even the slightest chance of sperm leaving the body and finding its way to an egg housed in the object of one’s disgust, thus furthering the insult to mankind that is said person.
guy 1: “dude, that look on your face, are you p-n-s clenching?”
guy 2: “check out nora the whale over by the concessions stand” (shocker)
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