penis cozy
1. an item, often knitted or crafted, which is intended mainly for covering the p-n-s when not in use.
2. a euphemism for the v-g-n-.
3. perj. a girlfriend of a man that is tends to smother him, often spending too much time with him.
1. my girlfriend crocheted me this awesome p-n-s cozy for my birthday!
2. my little brother’s hyperactive s-x drive always finds him chasing the p-n-s cozies.
3. man 1: is dave coming to the party tonight?
man 2: i don’t know, but he better not bring his p-n-s cozy. i wish she’d just get a friend and leave us the h-ll alone.
a p-n-s cozy is a warm orifice that receives a p-n-s.
owner of mouth, vigina, -ss, etc.
d-mn j-man, there are a lot of good looking p-n-s cozys up in juanita.
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