Penis cutter


p-n-s cutter, much like cigar cutters, are the most effective way to get a gay guy back on the straight path!

they exist out of 2 finger grips, a hole (where through you put the p-n-s), and razor sharp blades connected to the finger grips (can also be done with rusty ol’ blades).

when the p-n-s is inserted, just squeeze hard, and if successful, the p-n-s will fall to the floor like a little silicon toy-snake.
half successful, and the p-n-s will be hanging on a piece of skin. the most effective way is to rip the p-n-s off the piece of skin.
if not pressed hard enough, or the blades are too dull, you risk on damaging the p-n-s and surrounding tissue, without effectively cutting it off!
in such case pulling off the p-n-s won’t work, and you’ll need to sharpen the blades, or buy a new p-n-s cutter!

remember, when holding m-ss-p-n-s-cutting rituals, to now and then clean the cutter, so the blades won’t rust!
“hey, i belong to the p-n-s-tribe, and want to get out of it!”

“ow, just use a p-n-s cutter then!”

“i want to smoke a cigar, but have no cigar cutter!”

“just use a p-n-s cutter, will work just as fine!”

“i want to give a gift to my boyfriend, but don’t know what!?”

“just send hum a p-n-s cutter!”

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