PENIS DOME
the act of covering ones p-n-s with your hand to contain your erupting loins
dude i was on chatroulette and i my p-n-s dome totally saved that chick from my man juices
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a solid piece of p–p blocking the b-tthole p-ssage allowing prolonged control over otherwise explosive diarrhea. adam blew his p–p cap, and now he can’t stop sh-tting everywhere!
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complete and utter humiliation. “remember when that guy pulled down his pants and urinated on you?” “ya” “you were totally p–psified!”
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when something is not not p–p. or when something is bad, depressing, or disgusting. can be used as a response to a text message received while sitting on the toilet. when someone has a p–py facebook status. when someone’s having a bad day. the following is an actual conversation between two real people. 3lmo: sup […]