Penis fever
when a lesbian experiences strong and uncontrollable urges for p-n-s.
gretchen: “i’ve got p-n-s fever.”
carol: “but we’re lesbians!”
gretchen: “i know. but years ago i had a taste of the p-n-s, and despite now preferring the puss i just really want some p-n-s.”
carol: “but why?”
gretchen: “because fists don’t -j-c-l-t-.”
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