penis fish


the thought of a person or a thing that mentally crawls inside you and interferes in your day-to-day activities. it consumes your every thought and hinders your way of life. much like the fish it was named after (the candiru) which crawls inside you and lives inside, so do these thoughts.
george: what’s your problem?
izzie: my problem…is you. you’re my p-n-s fish.
george: your what?
izzie: you’ve crawled in and latched on, and now i can’t move, or talk, or think, or even pee without the necking feeling that something is eating through my organs!
a fish with a 8 inch p-n-s!!
i dont want a fish with a d-ck bigger then mine!

daddy i want a “p-n-sfish”
someone who is all in your buisness and seemingly wants to get in your pants {to pleasure you or kiss -ss} just like the actual p-n-s fish in the caribou
tim(talking to buddy): “dude watch this, john has been on my like a p-n-s fish because i told him i might give him a promotion.(to john) my coffee is empty.”
john:” don’t worry sir i noticed you were finshing it up 5 minutes ago and have already brewed you a new pot

tina: “hey tim how’s it going? i heard you just broke up with your girlfriend.”
tim: ” dont be such a p-n-s fish i plan on staying single tina, go be a sl-t somewhere else”
a variety of fish usually found in the caribbean. they have a penchant for biting p-n-ses.
i went to the dominican republic for vacation and i had to be very careful of the p-n-s fish.

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