penis gnome


a stubby, balding man that resembles a cross between p-n-s and lawn gnome who enjoys sudden power trips when given leadership of trivial tasks (e.g. the guy at work that is given control of a pointless side project). he enjoys being an -sshole to everyone under his command since his life otherwise sucks -ss. generally very p-ssive-aggressive when stripped of power.
the dude at the desk next to me has become the p-n-s gnome after becoming the office safety manager. he totally b-tched me out for leaving the toilet seat up in the bathroom in front of everyone.

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