Penis King
a secret gargantuan c-ck lord who reigns over all those whose p-n-s are inferior to his in length and girth. some say that the p-n-s king lives somewhere in the center of the earth which is the only place where his giant d-ck can be fully stretched to it’s maximum strength and power.
the exact size of his p-n-s is unkown but it is said to be atleast bigger than yo mama’s -ss.
john: i am the p-n-s king!!!!
me: no you’re not.
john: yeah you’re right.
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