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1. a genital enlargement device. term has its roots in an aparent case of dyslexia, when sean connery misread the category “the pen is mightier” on a celebrity charity edition of jeopardy.

see also “wh-r- s-m-n”
sean connery: i’ve got to ask you about the p-n-s mightier.

alex trebek: what? no. no, no, that is the pen is mightier.

sean connery: gussy it up however you want, trebek. what matters is does it work? will it really mighty my p-n-s, man?

alex trebek: it’s not a product, mr. connery.

sean connery: because i’ve ordered devices like that before – wasted a pretty penny, i don’t mind telling you. and if the p-n-s mightier works, i’ll order a dozen.

alex trebek: it’s not a p-n-s mightier, mr. connery. there’s no such thing!

nicholas cage: wait, wait, wait.. are you selling p-n-s mightiers?

alex trebek: no! no, i’m not.

sean connery: well, you’re sitting on a gold mine, trebek!
celebrity jeopardy skit from sat-rday night live. a category ent-tled, “the pen is mightier” is mistakenly interpreted by sean connery as “p-n-s mightier.” connery thinks that it is an object to lengthen, or make the p-n-s larger
connery – gussy it up however you will trebeck, but does it really work?
nicolas cage – wait, wait… are you selling p-n-s mightiers?
gussy it up however you want, trebek, what matters is does it work?
wait, wait, are you selling p-n-s mightiers?
a device that enlarges the p-n-s.

originated from snl celebrity jeopardy – episode 6. in the episode, sean connery misread the category “the pen is mightier” and understood it for “the p-n-s mightier.”
sean connery: i’ve got to ask you… about the p-n-s mightier.

alex trebek: no no no no no no, that’s the pen is mightier

sean connery: gussy it up however you want trebek. what matters is, does it work? will it really mighty my p-n-s man??