penis monger
a male prost-tute.
etymology – p-n-s (the male reproductive organ) monger (one who sells something)
the literal definition is “one who sells p-n-s”
when my mom died, my dad became a p-n-s monger.
someone who only wants you for your p-n-s. they drain your p-n-s of all it’s got and still aren’t satisfied.
my ex-girlfriend the nympho was such a -p-n-smonger-
one who trades in male reproductive organs
“fresh p-n-ses! get your fresh p-n-ses here!” yelled the p-n-smonger through the din of the market
one who loves the p-n-s
wow that p-n-s monger sure does love the p-n-s
a person who wants to have s-x with a p-n-s, or a gay person, or a person acting gay.
staw away from that p-n-s monger!
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