Penis Monkey


likes the dong
your a real p-n-s monkey, that is to say you like the dong
a magical monkey-like creature that sits on your pubic hair.
“marcus says he has 7 p-n-s monkeys.”
“well then he must have a lot of pubic hair to hold them up”
a p-n-smonkey is a monkey with a huge p-n-s. that isnt a monkeys p-n-s.
r-t-rded kid 1:hey look at that p-n-s monkey!

r-t-rded kid 2: good look finding a jockstrap for that!
(a) hard to define, the word stems from the original idea that john bauman is the one and only important person in the entire world. the word can be used in pretty much any situation for any reason…however, everytime someone uses the word, it does nothing but reflect on the true nature that john bauman is untouchable.

(b) a hit song by john bauman.

(c) the p-n-s on a monkey.
john: mark, what are you doing today?
mark: i don’t know.
john: clyde’s sucks.
mark: i know. jackie is a c-cktease.
john: the queen.
(pause)
mark: -cough…cough- p-n-s monkey.

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