penis motorboat
(v.) act of a woman giving the b-lls/grundle/junk the motorboat effect. studies have shown this to be most enjoyable… especially while eating corn beef hash.t
the p-n-s motorboat…
by patrck j. ferro, jr.
narrated by jason blank
what happened was… i woke up one morning and i came out of this persons house which i didn’t know wher eit was. and i saw a blue sky. and as i called my friends, they were like where are you, and i was like, i don’t know, but i just saw a blue sky and went. so… i walked that way. and after a couple of blocks, i arrived at the ocean. and at the ocean i found a bar, which could have been a gay bar, and i saw the nice gr-ss on the frontal area, and across the street, another nice bar, because i was still drunk, and to this day i have never been back there, but, they had the best corn beef hash. and, as i was eating this corn beef hash, they told me to let my nuts dangle, and i did. and i am not sure what kind of creature it was, but as i was eating this corn beef hash, my nuts were dangling, and this creature came up between my two b-lls, and motor boated the sh-t out of them. and it was amazing. this cornbeef hash is delicious as my nuts feel like they are on a bed of roses. there is no greater feeling than a p-n-s motor while eating corn beef hash.
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