Penis-Nuts


(noun)- a strange and rare condition where the affected has two stout, often chode-type p-n-ses in place of a sac with two t-st-cl-s. always coupled with ball-c-ck.

see ball-c-ck
a: dude, i heard simon has p-n-s-nuts!
b: no way! that’s so messed up. wait, so does that mean he has a ball-c-ck too?
a: no sh-t. you can’t have three p-n-ses. it goes against the laws of science. didn’t you ever take biology?

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