Penis O’Meter
a device used to spot a mans tiny -ss d-ck from a mile away.
“jeniffer, did u get the p-n-s o’meter”.
“nope”
“then u gunna get raped by some creepy -ss m-f- with a d-ck so small u can’t even c it”
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