Penis Pad
when taking a dump in a bathroom that is not located in your house, you wad up toilet paper and rest it on the seat or porcelain where your p-n-s would rest, to ensure your p-n-s does not make contact with the bowl.
when john went to cr-p in the port a john he built a p-n-s pad so he didn’t have to rest his p-n-s on the plastic.
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