penis panic

genital retraction syndrome (grs), generally considered a culture-specific syndrome, is a condition in which an individual is overcome with the belief that his/her external genitals or also, in females, br–sts, are retracting into the body, shrinking, or in some male cases, may be imminently removed or disappear. a p-n-s panic is sometimes a m-ss hysteria event or panic where males in a population suddenly exhibit symptoms of genital retraction syndrome.

p-n-s panics have occurred around the world, most notably in africa and asia. local beliefs in many instances -ssert that such syndromes are often fatal. genital retraction syndrome in southeast asia is known as koro (malaysian/indonesian) or shook yang (suo yang) in chinese cultures. psychological diagnosis and treatments are under development. it is becoming increasingly clear that these forms of m-ss hysteria are more common than previously thought.

the phenomenon is often, but not always, -ssociated with occult belief, such as witchcraft. these panics frequently, but not exclusively, occur in places where access to education—particularly in science and human biology—is limited, or otherwise restricted (for example, when government policies restrict such education). others have been reported under the influence of drug use. (compare with castration anxiety.)
calm down, dude. don’t get yourself in a p-n-s panic.
an unpleasant sensation in your pants that causes your p-n-s to spontaniously jerk around in a spastic manner.
why is your p-n-s flailing around in your pants?

oh, its nothing, just a p-n-s panic.