Penis Pants


latex pants that mold around your waist and p-n-s. the p-n-s sticks out from the body but is still covered.
“these p-n-s pants are cool, but they squeak too much”
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for girls- a pair of pants, that when you sit down, bend at the zipper area making the illusion of a p-n-s bulge.
me: mom these jeans f-cking suck!
mom: no they don’t they’re cute.
me: no mom look at this, they’re p-n-s pants!

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