Penis Paralysis


the state of one’s genitals being unable to engorge with blood, usually caused by seeing someone horrific or significant blunt trauma.
guy 1: “hey did you see that new sarah jessica parker movie?”
guy 2: “ya but i’ve been in p-n-s paralysis ever since.”

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