penis penalty
the difference between the price charged by a male contractor to an attractive single woman and the price charged to a woman with a partner or a to man.
female – last year stewart only charged me 50 dollars to clean the chimney. now that you’re here the price has doubled.
male – d-mnit, the p-n-s penalty strikes again.
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