Penis philosophy
life, life is like a p-n-s.
sometimes it’s short,
sometimes it’s average,
sometimes it’s long.
it can be very free-flowing.
it can go up, down, left, and right.
and then, women come and make it hard.
friend: what is life?
me: life, life is like a p-n-s.
p-n-s; p-n-s philosophy
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