penis pinocchio
when you say whatever it is you gotta say for a chick to have s-x with you…
“to be honest, i have always really wanted to have a relationship. i’d like to tell you its because i am like a player or something. you’d probably respect me more. yeah… i know dating suicide right? i got no game whatsoever. honestly… you just seem kinda awesome and i’d probably regret it tomorrow if i didn’t tell you right now that you are like the coolest b-tch i have met in a very very long time. i am so focused on my career, but now i’m realizing none of that really matters right? on the flip side i can finally afford to give anyone the life they want and i really can make time to do so.”
yeah nikki- go pee. don’t be silly.
dude- i couldn’t help but notice you admiring that line of bull sh-t. reeled her in off pof. nothing wrong with a little p-n-s pinocchio nah mean? about to take her home. my parents are out of town.
let me guess her intent was looking for a relationship. those chicks are a bunch of dum dums.
high five playa!
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