Penis Positioning System


p-n-s positioning system (pps) is the system whereby “mr. p-n-s chooses his own position”. that is to say that your p-n-s decides where you go (and who you do). p-n-s positioning system is named for global positioning system (gps).
ed: dude, i don’t know what i was thinking.
al: pps.
ed: what?
al: ask mr. p-n-s, he chooses the position.

lee: oh man, i was using my p-n-s positioning system last night, that’s for sure.

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